WELL.
It's been too long since I posted. It wouldn't matter because no one reads this except my mom, if it weren't for the fact that I have done EIGHT MILLION AWESOME THINGS!
Let's see... for starters, I went to
Westminster Abbey with Mike. Amazing-- especially because Jeremy Irons is the recorded voice that explains everything on a little headset as you go through. It was really interesting. I was surprised by how many very cool, very dead people there are in the abbey! I saw the graves of Shelley, Handel, Jane Austen, Chaucer, and so many more. Poet's corner was a highlight.
I stood at the head of Chaucer's tomb and recited the only bit of Chaucer I know: an excerpt from the millers tale:
The miller, that for dronken was all pale,
So that uneths upon his hors he sat,
He n'old avalen neither hood ne hat,
Ne abiden no man for his courtesie,
But in Pilates vois he gan to crie,
And swore by armes, and by blood, and bones
"I can a noble tale for the nones,
With which I wol now quite the knightes tale."
So my beautiful homage was a passage about a slobbering drunken man.
I also visited the
British Museum which was fantastic. I went crazy. As soon as I walked through the door towards where I was going... "oh hey there, Rosetta stone!"
It's really incredible to have heard so much about this artifact that had such a huge effect on our understanding of history and hieroglyphics and language in general and then suddenly have it in front of you with no warning. Just amazing.
I also loved all of the greek architectural items, particularly the Elgin Marbles. For those of you who haven't heard of them, it's a series of metopes from the Acropolis that were taken back to Britain by the Earl of Elgin, who claimed that they were going to be taken down and destroyed. The Greeks, on the other hand, don't quite agree with this version of the story, and are demanding the return of the marbles along with many other allegedly stolen artifacts. The museum staff (understandably) avoids this issue, and if you ask them to point you in the direction of the "Elgin" Marbles, they will seem puzzled and tell you they have never heard of them. The Parthenon Friezes, on the other hand...
I went on my first
walking tour on Monday, and we got to see the
Pageantmaster Court where London theater first cropped up, the site of
Blackfriar's Theatre, walked down
Fleet Street (no thank you, meat pie place next to the barber shop), and ended at the
Temple Church, built for the Knights of Templar. Seeing the site of the theatre was incredible, because I didn't realize that that was where we were for the 15 minutes we were there... there are so many little courtyards that you might walk past and have no idea that they were, oh I don't know, a theater that Shakespeare worked with. There is literally too much history to keep track of here. There are just random gravestones from the 1300's around the edges of the courtyards sometimes. So crazy.
Finally, we ended at a candy store we passed called "Mr. Simm's sweet shop" that looked like honeydukes from Harry Potter. Amazement. Please see this photo for a comprehensive explanation of my emotions at the time.
Then tragedy struck: I LOST MY THEATER TICKET ON THE WALKING TOUR
I was devastated on so many levels... especially because this was literally the first impression my professor was going to have of me. Ack!! Very luckily, the people at the box office were incredibly helpful and someone had found and returned my ticket to them.
We saw
The Woman in Black... a very scary play, which I won't tell you about in case you see it! Totally awesome, though, kind of a meta-theatrical experience.
Anyway, I just got back from an open evening at Christie's Education, and I'm thinking about taking a class about the art market. We'll see if I can afford it. But I am pooped... signing off for now! Goodnight!
::edit::
I forgot to mention that I went on a CANDLELIT MUSEUM VISIT! We waited in line for 2.5 hours to get into the Sir John Soane's Museum, and it was completely worth it.
Sir John was an architect, and his house is a ridiculous hodgepodge of architectural stylistic examples (a colonnade through his main hallway, a huge collection of urns representing different cornices, etc.) as well as tons of cool Wunderkammer-type items and an original Egyptian sarcophagus.
You look up and in every direction the building looks different, and you're very aware of the way the windows within the house work in the candlelight. If you ever get the chance, GO! Just make sure you get there
by 5:30 (every Tuesday night) if you want to be sure you get in and have enough time to look around.